Transcription: Ahhh... Mule Train! Oh dear, can I have a pint of Alec Guinness please? And two pints of Karl Lagerfeld, a Jim Davidson, a Boris Smirnoff and a half a George Best. Anything else? Huts! Bag of nuts? No, huts! Old naval huts, ooh! Cavalry take, and then they cover them in chocolate. I am insane, quite, quite mad.